90s crush for your consideration: literally everyone in this video. I submit to you now the most important 90s video in existence:  Bree Sharp’s “David Duchovny,” which would’ve been the greatest fan made compilation video ever except for the fact that it was a REAL SONG paired with an unnofficial video with appearances by Janeane Garofalo (!!!), Ally McBeal, Rosie O, the Lone Gunmen, Melissa Etheridge, Brad Pitt, love of my life Charles Nelson Reilly and the Duchovs himself, among many others. Since I know no one else will say it, this makes my 7th grade X-Files fanfiction look WEAK. And that stuff was pretty solid.

It could be the fact that I just watched all of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” for the first time ever (I know, I KNOW) and I’m still fragile and considering suing Joss Whedon for emotional damage but the best 90s crush appearance in this has to be Sarah Michelle Gellar just hanging out in Giles’ library paying tribute to her fellow supernatural crime fighter. Can you feel it? The girl-90s just exploded and 10 zillion Lisa Frank dolphins and Dawson Leerys shot through the sky and blessed everyone with The Rachel supercut. I am crying! Love ya, SMG.

post scripties: You can now buy the studio version (as opposed to just the live version) on iTunes. Oh hi, BEST DAY EVER.